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{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
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