Tbh. Post-ironic cardigan shabby chic

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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}

{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}

{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}

{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

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